All of these laws are on the books. Click on the statute and see for yourself.

When I drive, if the conditions don't meet to my liking (e.g., there are other cars on the road) I am a fountain of profanity. Words and phrases flow from my mouth that I don't even recognize. And it doesn't matter who is in the car. That is why I wouldn't last long in Oklahoma. Here's the law:

Attorneys are ethically bound to zealously represent their clients. Clients hire lawyers to do just that. And judges apply the laws as written, except those darned activist judges (which is all of them, depending, of course, on who you ask.)