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Per the Court, Ken Parks attacked his parents‑in‑law, killing one and seriously injuring the other. The incident occurred at their home, some 23 km. [14 miles] from respondent's [Parks'] residence, during the night while they were both asleep in bed. Respondent [Parks] had driven there by car. Immediately after the incident, the respondent went to a nearby police station, again driving his own car, and told them what he had done. Respondent claimed to have been sleepwalking throughout the incident.
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 19:14 accident · injury · lawyer · attorney · sleepwalking · killing
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/you_say_you_did_this_in_your_s.html - cached - mail it - history
George and Maxine Maynard, Jehovah's witnesses, were going to find out. Obscuring the motto was a misdemeanor. Believing the "Live Free or Die" motto to be repugnant to their moral, religious and political beliefs
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 19:00 accident · injury · lawyer · attorney · New Hampshire · live · free · or · die
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/can_new_hampshire_force_reside_1.html - cached - mail it - history
You can probably guess where this one is going. Judge Biddle, of Douglas County, Colorado, and prosecutor Laurie Steinman admitted that they had sex in the courthouse, on multiple occasions, in multiple places. Though the affair was apparently the subject of courthouse gossip, it only appeared on the official radar when Judge Biddle's fourth wife reported it to the Chief Judge.
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 18:49 accident · injury · lawyer · attorney · judge · Biddle · sex · scandal
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All of these laws are on the books. Click on the statute and see for yourself.
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 18:40 accident · injury · lawyer · attorney · some · strange · Oklahoma · laws
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Defendant Howard Freeman sent two letters to the Judge. "On both of them the letterhead reads: The Committee to Save the Judges From Hanging Even Though They Deserve It. At the bottom of the stationery the following matter appears: The Bible and history tell us that an oppressed people have never once regained their freedom until they had hung the `judges' and stoned the tax collectors to death; it is the fervent wish of the Committee that we can reason with the `judges' to quit interfering with our common law protections. Then we will have only the tax collectors to deal with. Redloh 2:25.
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 15:22 attorney · accident · injury · lawyer · certain · to lose · case
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So the police respond to a call regarding a gas station burglary. At the scene, they see old Bullock trying to hide. When told to halt, he runs - and crashes through a plate glass window. He was caught and taken to the hospital. When the cuffs were removed, and put on with his hands in front of him so he could be treated, he ran again! He was caught again, charged with unauthorized entry and simple escape, and convicted on both counts. As a multiple offender, Bullock was sentenced to 17 years at hard labor. (Shazam!) You can imagine this did not sit real well with him. Per the Court, "After the trial judge granted an oral motion for appeal and the appellate counsel was appointed, the following dialogue occurred between the trial judge and defendant:
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 15:15 attorney · accident · injury · lawyer · lots · F-bombs · judge
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Aram Berberian had been a Rhode Island lawyer for 31 years when he sent this letter to a member of the Kent County, Rhode Island Courthouse police:
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 11:13 man · drought · grenade · court · lawyer · accident · injury · attorney
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/the_man_brought_a_grenade_into.html - cached - mail it - history
No, unfortunately for movie audio-video engineer and independent filmmaker Dwayne Buckle, it didn't go down like that. Buckle was selling his DVDs on a New York City sidewalk, when things went really, really bad. Here's Buckle's version:
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 11:06 seven · lesbians · man · DVD · lawyer · accident · injury · attorney
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/seven_lesbians_a_man_some_dvds_1.html - cached - mail it - history
Only in Montana (really - it's the only state that allows it.) A couple can get married without either of them attending! It's called a double-proxy wedding.
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 10:55 legal · marriage without · bride · groom · lawyer · accident · injury · attorney
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/legal_marriage_without_a_bride_1.html - cached - mail it - history
Don Bolles, drummer for the legendary punk rock band The Germs, was on his way to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting when he was pulled over by Newport Beach, California's finest. For whatever reason (they hate punk?), they decide to search his car. I'm sure Bolles now wishes he hadn't consented. He probably thought he had nothing to hide. Ah, but he forget about ....... the soap! Yes, soap. For some odd reason, the police field-tested Bolles' bottle of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap. Using the handy-dandy Narcopouch 928, the police determined that Bolles had GHB (gamma hydroxyl butyrate - the "date rape" drug) in his soap!
by turdmuffin 2007-04-29 09:46 attorney · accident · injury · lawyer · soap · GBH
http://www.legaljuice.com/2007/04/you_say_theres_what_in_my_soap_1.html - cached - mail it - history
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