Dick Cheney's first book detailing the torture practices of the Bush administration, "Torture the U.S. Way" (HarperCollins), has topped The New York Times best-seller list for political books.
White House aides had to at one point clear away broken furniture and a damaged portrait of Abraham Lincoln after Mrs Obama caught wind of the photographs in the media.
White House aides already had their suspicions about Barack Obama, but now their suspicions have been confirmed. Could Barack Hussein Obama actually be the second coming of the Messiah?
The witchdoctors were flown into Washington within the first week of Obama's inauguration and have been conducting sacrificial rituals to save the American economy from imminent disaster.
Throughout the last four months there has been much back-biting and bad blood between the two candidates but this gesture from Obama is seen to be the catalyst that will heal the wounds that have been inflicted during the primaries.
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