The 'Anti Social Behaviour Order' that has been served up to the BBC interviewer will serve as a warning to any other broadcasters thinking of messing with Labour.
In addition, the bank has also lost £1.2bn of retail deposits, with savings levels falling in the six months due to “no one in their right minds putting money into something that Gordon Brown and his cronies are overseeing".
Adorned in Speedo swimming trunks on his Facebook page, the newly appointed head of MI6 is on a secret mission to not only look like a total prat but to tell everyone everything about his secret life as the chief of the Secret Intelligence Service.