The 'Anti Social Behaviour Order' that has been served up to the BBC interviewer will serve as a warning to any other broadcasters thinking of messing with Labour.
Although the PM has flatly denied that he is 'coked up to the eyeball' he has been seen on numerous times with a white powder-like substance on his nose.
In addition, the bank has also lost £1.2bn of retail deposits, with savings levels falling in the six months due to “no one in their right minds putting money into something that Gordon Brown and his cronies are overseeing".