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What Star Trek Predicts About The Future of Information Security ha.ckers.org web application security lab

I had a funny thought while talking with some folks from Intel about what the future state of of information security would look like and how that relates to what our favorite nerdy show, Star Trek, has to say on the topic. This is meant to be a funny post, but there may be some truth buried in here somewhere too.

by stargaming 2009-09-20 10:42 security · future · humour

http://ha.ckers.org/blog/20090918/what-star-trek-predicts-about-the-future-of-information-security/ - cached - mail it - history

Stick a Chart in it → Put Things Off

I’ve created a bunch of mostly useless graphs, charts, and slightly sideways document fillers for you to employ in your own tedious reports, essays, and other dull grey nonsense. I hope that they prove both useful and serve to highlight the cosmic pointlessness of writing cabinet padding that no-one will act on anyway.

by stargaming 2009-09-15 05:20 humour · visualization

http://putthingsoff.com/articles/stick-a-chart-in-it/ - cached - mail it - history

XML is a specialized alphabet that can capture any kind of computer file as a regular text. : programming

A typewriter is a specialized hammer that can capture any kind of sentences on a piece of paper. A loudspeaker is a specialized fan that transports any kind of noises wirelessly by blowing air back and forth quickly.

by stargaming 2009-09-13 10:31 humour

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9a5l7/xml_is_a_specialized_alphabet_that_can_capture/ - cached - mail it - history

Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

by stargaming 2009-09-02 03:03 humour · religion

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page - cached - mail it - history

Codeweavers to overtake Microsoft by 2018

CodeWeavers, Inc. today announced that recent sales trends position them to overtake Microsoft's operating revenue in 2018, based on Microsoft's fourth quarter report showing a 17 percent decrease in revenue quarter over quarter.

by stargaming 2009-07-28 11:17 microsoft · windows · humour · business

http://www.codeweavers.com/about/general/press/20090724 - cached - mail it - history

Support Should Never Be Necessary - The Daily WTF

The CTO was determined and set a new policy that all client issues were to have "problem/improvement" reports written about them, and that all reports were to be reviewed at the higest level. Being the loyal employees that they were, Dudley and his fellow helpdesk technicians began developing these reports.

by stargaming 2009-07-24 10:52 humour

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Support-Should-Never-Be-Necessary.aspx - cached - mail it - history

How To Write Unmaintainable Code

In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will even guarantee yourself a lifetime of employment, since no one but you has a hope in hell of maintaining the code. Then again, if you followed all these rules religiously, even you wouldn't be able to maintain the code!

by stargaming 2009-07-02 04:00 development · humour

http://freeworld.thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html - cached - mail it - history

Buffy vs Edward (Twilight Remixed)

In this remixed narrative, Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer at Sunnydale High. It's an example of transformative storytelling serving as a visual critique of Edward's character and generally creepy behavior.

by stargaming 2009-06-22 14:39 humour · mime:video

http://blip.tv/file/2261825/ - cached - mail it - history

tenderlove's enterprise at master - GitHub

Wish you could write your Ruby in XML? Has the fact that Ruby is not "enterprise" got you down? Do you feel like your Ruby code could be made to be more "scalable"? Well look no further my friend. You’ve found the enterprise gem. Once you install this gem, you too can make Rails scale, Ruby faster, your code more attractive, and have more XML in your life.

by stargaming 2009-06-19 15:30 ruby · xml · humour

http://github.com/tenderlove/enterprise/tree/master - cached - mail it - history

The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

by stargaming 2009-06-18 10:44 humour · programming

http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/ - cached - mail it - history

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