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What I do in petrol hike

by shefikcvbj 2009-10-07 12:41 fun · humour · comedy · haha · indian jokes · joke · bored

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Not going to have babies

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. “That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have yo...

by shefikcvbj 2009-10-06 08:41 best · silly · haha · humor · entertainment · amazing · joke

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Pajamas

by shefikcvbj 2009-10-05 06:51 humour · entertainment · haha · jokes · best · india jokes · silly

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Little Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an ...

by shefikcvbj 2009-10-04 07:41 jokes · india jokes · awesome · comedy · humour · funread · silly

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What've I done?

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-30 00:10 entertainment · comedy · laugh · haha · timewaster · best · joke

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Train Crash

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards ea...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-28 09:41 india jokes · haha · humour · jokes · comedy · bored · humor

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Can't stop laughing

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-27 13:44 timewaster · entertainment · joke · best · hindi jokes · humor · jokes

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Overload...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-24 12:41 amazing · humour · haha · silly · indian jokes · timewaster · joke

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New don...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-23 03:29 best · india jokes · jokes · indian jokes · humor · funny · bored

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Can't feel my leg

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - “DOC, DOC… I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!! “Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut ...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-23 03:29 indian jokes · india jokes · silly · jokes · funread · joke · awesome

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A little closer...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-18 13:41 entertainment · jokes · humor · silly · india jokes · timewaster · awesome

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Jaan ya naan

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye. Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-13 05:41 joke · funny · funread · fun · amazing · silly · hindi jokes

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Intellegent father

Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions. “How does this boa...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-10 04:53 timewaster · joke · fun · indian jokes · comedy · funread · silly

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Confidential fax

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?” Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?” Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, an...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-09 05:47 silly · humour · india jokes · laugh · bored · best · joke

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Where's the door

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-08 13:41 joke · funny · fun · humor · amazing · laugh · best

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Dracula's test

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner! So the fir...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-08 05:41 bored · amazing · indian jokes · jokes · silly · laugh · hindi jokes

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Get the pills

Exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the d...

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-06 08:41 laugh · best · silly · indian jokes · comedy · humour · jokes

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Classy aviator

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-04 13:41 joke · entertainment · india jokes · comedy · jokes · silly · bored

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Angel

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-03 14:41 jokes · awesome · hindi jokes · joke · indian jokes · bored · india jokes

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Maa aur baap

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-03 05:41 best · comedy · funny · joke · indian jokes · amazing · hindi jokes

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New features availabe

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-03 01:50 amazing · humour · india jokes · joke · jokes · timewaster · indian jokes

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Big shopping

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-03 01:50 comedy · humour · joke · funread · hindi jokes · india jokes · timewaster

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Plastic surgery

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha! Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.” Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by shefikcvbj 2009-09-03 01:47 amazing · funread · joke · comedy · indian jokes · timewaster · silly

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Chaalu khaata

Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Chhote: Kya naam hai uska? Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-30 05:41 humour · comedy · hindi jokes · joke · india jokes · best · fun

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Don't achhoo

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-29 13:41 awesome · jokes · funread · hindi jokes · timewaster · fun · laugh

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New commander of army

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-27 13:41 bored · india jokes · funny · awesome · humour · joke · fun

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Shaadi ka jhagda

Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi! Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-27 04:41 joke · awesome · amazing · bored · funread · entertainment · fun

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Don se panga nahi lene ka...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-26 13:41 humor · jokes · laugh · india jokes · funread · funny · comedy

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Santa knows the taste

Santa walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks “This guy doesn’t know the difference,” so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. Santa takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at ...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-26 09:46 funny · entertainment · indian jokes · amazing · haha · bored · joke

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Don se panga nahi lene ka...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-25 13:41 joke · jokes · best · entertainment · humor · hindi jokes · funread

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Begum wife

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman, Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai? Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-25 06:43 joke · haha · best · fun · entertainment · silly · funread

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On behalf of my dear friend...

Subedar Santa and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend R...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-24 08:41 entertainment · silly · jokes · comedy · joke · laugh · india jokes

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Air wash 2

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-22 13:41 humor · humour · joke · awesome · amazing · funread · bored

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Meri toh ho gayi hai

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-22 05:47 silly · best · humor · joke · funread · amazing · comedy

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Alcohol warning

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: C...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-21 12:41 humor · joke · india jokes · indian jokes · humour · funread · best

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Paper balloon

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-21 06:41 hindi jokes · funread · silly · haha · amazing · jokes · timewaster

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Signs of drunk

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-19 12:42 joke · fun · indian jokes · laugh · funread · silly · bored

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Saving a president

One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cl...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-19 06:45 bored · best · hindi jokes · awesome · haha · funny · jokes

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IT husband

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad com...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-18 08:45 silly · amazing · haha · humor · bored · best · joke

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Security fail

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-16 12:41 comedy · joke · funread · hindi jokes · humor · bored · best

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Majak ki aadat

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-14 04:41 jokes · indian jokes · india jokes · humour · best · fun · amazing

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Please beware

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-12 12:41 indian jokes · amazing · haha · joke · entertainment · best · comedy

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Creative bags...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-11 13:41 entertainment · funread · awesome · humour · humor · comedy · joke

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Superkid in trouble

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-10 13:41 laugh · funny · amazing · bored · joke · hindi jokes · haha

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Parking the car

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of s...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-07 07:35 joke · indian jokes · bored · timewaster · jokes · fun · humour

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How fruits are eaten

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai. Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai. Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai. Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai? Banana : “Main...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-04 05:46 silly · awesome · laugh · indian jokes · jokes · funread · fun

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Airwash...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-03 12:41 humour · silly · jokes · laugh · funny · bored · india jokes

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Winter problem

Two friend are talking about winter season. One friend asked to another friend, “Can you tell who falls in big problem in winter season?” The friend told, “I’ve no idea.” The friend replied, “Its the thief. The thi...

by shefikcvbj 2009-08-02 06:41 bored · timewaster · awesome · indian jokes · amazing · hindi jokes · joke

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Red light

by shefikcvbj 2009-07-21 13:47 funread · bored · humor · amazing · fun · joke · silly

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Murgi story

by shefikcvbj 2009-07-19 13:41 bored · timewaster · joke · humour · silly · fun · jokes

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