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A teenager defined in 15 different funny ways.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-25 17:42 humor · jokes · funny definitions · teenager jokes · funniest one liners
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If you are unhappy with your life every minute is equivalent to an hour and every hour seems like a day.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-23 12:15 humor · jokes · doctor jokes · husband jokes
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Well he was a contractor after all. (And that time sheet stuff must have been one of his minor feat).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-17 19:17 jokes · humor · contractor jokes
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The contractor from New York outdid the contractors from Florida and Texas.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-17 18:48 jokes · humor · contractor jokes · New York jokes
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Next time you see a female driver offending you in any way, think twice before raising that finger of yours at her. Why, you ask? Here are the grim stats.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-17 11:00 jokes · humor · women jokes · traffic jokes · driver jokes
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Yeah! Nobody tells you of the dangers until its too late (and ultimately you find it out by yourself and take revenge upon your fellow men by not advising them right).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-16 17:53 jokes · humor · marriage jokes · angel jokes
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Brought on old memories! Didn t it?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-16 15:52 jokes · humor · father jokes · daughter jokes
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So don t throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-16 10:38 jokes · humor · men jokes · condom jokes
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That s an easy way to get a girl to your bedroom (and loose her permanently the next day).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-16 07:59 humor · jokes · old man jokes
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He belongs in a college rather than at the helm of a government (the most important one).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-16 05:20 jokes · humor · bush jokes
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The bus schedule or the other schedules (depending upon the target you want your ball to rebound from).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 17:08 jokes · humor · golf jokes
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So it was quot;abandon ship quot; for the captain. (Was the ship about to sink?)
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 08:25 jokes · humor · slave jokes · ship jokes
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So, kids hate going out with their parents and would do anything to prevent that from happening.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 06:43 jokes · humor · kids jokes · teenager jokes
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Something like that is bound to happen when there are two blonde s involved in a project.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 04:54 humor · jokes · blond jokes
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Ha! Ha! Ha! So the Chinese guy was playing a game with the other three.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 04:10 jokes · humor
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Another pun at president Bush by Jay Leno.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-13 03:05 jokes · humor · funny quotes · Jay Leno
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Speech was moving though!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-11 17:41 jokes · humor · blond jokes
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This habit is not restricted to teenage girls alone, their mothers are also plagued!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-11 07:05 humor · jokes · teenager jokes
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They must have spent the next few days puking the stuff out. Serves them right!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-11 05:51 jokes · humor · robber jokes · bank jokes
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Lawyers are law abiding robbers.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-11 05:18 jokes · humor · lawyer jokes · will jokes
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This is what happens when you assume too much and don t ask detailed, specific questions.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 17:22 jokes · humor · sales jokes · kids jokes
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First things first! How to prioritize your life. (And some humor at the end).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 12:33 jokes · humor · professor jokes · beer jokes
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Its better to have an intelligent enemy than to have a stupid friend.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 10:08 jokes · humor · robber jokes
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The judge deserved to be treated wrong, but not this.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 09:11 humor · jokes · judge jokes
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A story of every house hold (though the scenario may be different).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 07:37 jokes · humor · husband jokes · wife jokes
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A useful trick to get time.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 05:22 jokes · humor
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The boy was more endowed than his father. It s all a matter of genetics (DNA actually).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 04:01 humor · jokes · boys jokes · penis jokes · father jokes
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Now this clearly shows the negative effects of advertisements.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-09 03:18 boys jokes · tampax · jokes · humor
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Who wouldn t want a wife like that?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-06 15:47 jokes · humor · marriage jokes · men jokes
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That really was tough to answer even for those Chemistry A graders.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-06 07:46 college jokes · chemistry jokes · humor · jokes
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Was she shrewd or what?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-06 06:50 jokes · humor · wife jokes
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Oh boy! That woman was a swindler!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-06 06:11 jokes · humor · women jokes
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Dummy s guide to love, lust and marriage,OR ; Everything you ever wanted to know about love and marriage (but were too shy to ask your father).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-06 03:52 humor · jokes · marriage jokes · love jokes
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Serves her right!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-05 05:37 humor · jokes · husband jokes · wife jokes · valentine jokes
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An F in sex. No wonder she was divorced.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-05 04:46 kids jokes · jokes · humor · wife jokes · divorce jokes
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Ssshhh! Kid you are not supposed to ask your mommy such type of questions. Its taboo.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-05 04:20 humor · jokes · groom jokes · marriage jokes
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Sneaky old man!
by rashidmalik 2007-11-04 16:40 jokes · humor · old man jokes
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Wives and cats are impossible to loose. How did this guy manage to do that? And what the heck is he trying to find her back for?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-04 15:54 humor · husband jokes · jokes
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Poor guy! He sure do need lessons in stealth. (Are women/wives equipped with anti-stealth measures?)
by rashidmalik 2007-11-04 15:04 humor · jokes · husband jokes
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So thats what happens with a programmer s wife. (Now you can t say I didn t warn you).
by rashidmalik 2007-11-04 03:51 humor · jokes · software engineer jokes · programmer jokes · coder jokes
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So that seems to indicate that software engineers are dangerous ride companions.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-04 03:21 humor · jokes · engineer jokes · software engineer jokes
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So he was more concerned about sex than the safety of his child. What a careless parent?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-03 16:49 jokes · humor · doctor jokes · father jokes · condom jokes
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So what does that mean? Does that mean that the residents of these states are more adventurous or does that mean that the residents of these states are ...........?
by rashidmalik 2007-11-03 13:38 jokes · humor
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Who the hell invented that damn thing? It deprives real men of real pleasure.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-03 11:21 humor · jokes · women jokes
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Are the advertisers sane? (Has there been a leak from a mental asylum reported from anywhere?)
by rashidmalik 2007-11-02 08:38 jokes · humor · funny pics
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Its going to tickle you for a long time.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-02 06:35 humor · jokes · arab jokes
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That was an innovative and imaginative fella.
by rashidmalik 2007-11-01 07:58 humor · jokes · men jokes
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Bubba wants to get married
by rashidmalik 2007-10-31 05:11 humor · jokes · bubba jokes
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There is going to be a loud mess when she finally finds out.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-31 04:41 jokes · humor
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Narcotics do play pranks with your brain and imagination.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-30 12:13 jokes · humor · animal jokes
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A comparison between cocks and politicians.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-30 11:02 jokes · humor · politics jokes · farmer jokes
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Some of these one liners are going to burst you with laughter. So you are advised to wear a belt before reading this stuff.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-30 03:38 confucius jokes · jokes · humor · funny one liners
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A useful dog named reporter and its fate when its name was changed to editor.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-30 02:11 jokes · humor · journalism jokes
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That doctor was philosophical.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 12:39 jokes · humor · doctor jokes
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Well that explains why he was still looking for his first date.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 11:02 paddy-jokes · humor · jokes · irish-jokes · philosophy-jokes
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Second law negates the first law. So does that mean philosophers are always wrong?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 08:59 philosophy jokes · jokes · humor
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And she went to Church to declare (confess) that she had put an end to her husband s life. How horrible.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 07:15 jokes · humor · wife jokes
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Oh! Did he think it was a bathroom.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 06:53 irish-jokes · humor · jokes · paddy-jokes
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Gay? He sounded more like a transvestite to me!
by rashidmalik 2007-10-29 02:50 jokes · humor · gay jokes
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Poor innocent folks! Maybe they were real husband and wife. Look what misunderstanding and carelessness causes.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-28 15:47 jokes · humor
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And who would think that those straight faced FBI agents had any sense of humor at all.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-28 14:05 FBI-jokes · humor · jokes
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So the drunks are organizing against their oppressors, the Police.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-28 09:30 humor · jokes · police jokes · bar jokes · drunk jokes
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Work is fun if humor is involved.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-27 23:19 funny one liners · humor · jokes
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Why do men keep getting married even after having read so much wisdom (or is it that they only seek this knowledge after having committed the foolishness)?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-27 05:39 jokes · humor · funny one liners · wife jokes
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Not safe for married women.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-27 05:03 humor · jokes · wife jokes · funny wife quotes
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Oh boy! The truth finally came out.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-27 03:31 jokes · humor · wife jokes
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First, they are just dying to have them at any cost, then when they have had them for a time they want to get rid of them. Poor wives! My sympathies are with them.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-27 02:07 jokes · humor · wife jokes
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Who can argue with the vendor s advice.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-26 13:22 jokes · humor · zen jokes
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I bet every chewing gum lover would be looking for the country of origin on the wrapper after reading this.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-26 11:57 jokes · humor
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So it was a dog hotel. (Are there any real dog hotels anywhere in the world)?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-26 04:08 jokes · humor · dog jokes
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That s called symbiosis.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-25 04:41 humor · jokes · time jokes
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It all depends on the perspective.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-25 03:38 humor · jokes · travelling-jokes
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That was one adamant choir member.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-25 00:57 jokes · humor · church jokes · choir jokes
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Print it out and use it to decipher car ads.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-25 00:27 humor · jokes · car jokes · ads jokes
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Where are you going to get such loyal fans?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-24 23:46 jokes · humor · dog jokes
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Lots of humorous one liners.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-24 14:33 humor · jokes · funny one liners
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Scratch your head!
by rashidmalik 2007-10-24 11:39 humor · jokes
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Yeah! And how s a kid supposed to pay such a huge mortgage.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 15:43 kids jokes · jokes · humor
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Now that was a very potent threat!
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 14:32 humor · jokes · old man jokes
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And it looks like the quot;rest of her life quot; was expected to be quiet short.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 10:32 jokes · humor · old women jokes
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What do you suggest?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 10:04 husband-jokes · wife-jokes · jokes · humor
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Oh! So its that easy.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 09:30 blonds-jokes · humor · jokes
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That solves the issue of inheritance of intelligence from parents.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 05:27 kids-jokes · humor · jokes
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Two guys discussion about popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-22 04:15 jokes · humor · men jokes
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A young and foolish pilot vs the tower controller.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-21 15:41 jokes · humor · pilot-jokes
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Politics as defined by a kid. Is bitterly correct.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-20 10:52 politics jokes · jokes · humor · kids jokes
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This proves that engineers are practical minded people and MBAs are .......? (Complete the sentence).
by rashidmalik 2007-10-19 13:57 engineer jokes · humor · jokes · MBA jokes
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This shows that engineers are remarkable fellas (no I m not an engineer).
by rashidmalik 2007-10-19 12:21 humor · jokes · lawyer jokes · engineer jokes
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Well what can one say when blonds are involved.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-19 10:32 blonds-jokes · humor · jokes
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Yes! Those two funerals would have been worth attending. And how would people keep laughters from bursting out?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-19 04:57 jokes · humor · doctor jokes
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Now that was some news!
by rashidmalik 2007-10-19 02:50 doctor jokes · jokes · humor
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That was the right thing to do, wasn't it.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-18 09:55 humor · jokes · professor-jokes
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And obviously the patient didn't had any strength left to ask for the bad news.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-18 07:30 doctor-jokes · jokes · humor
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Do you agree?
by rashidmalik 2007-10-18 06:08 humor · jokes · marriage jokes · funny quotes
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I didn t know that teeth are a sharable commodity.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-18 03:39 humor · jokes · teeth jokes · old couple jokes
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23 real funny light bulb jokes.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-18 00:42 jokes · lightbulb jokes · humor
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Now you know the reason!
by rashidmalik 2007-10-13 23:45 women-jokes · humor · jokes
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So Bill Clinton was a regular customer at the whore house.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-13 15:01 clinton-jokes · jokes · humor
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So he thought that maybe a corpse had resurrected.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-13 02:27 humor · jokes · driver-jokes
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Make life a hell for Wall-Mart with these ideas.
by rashidmalik 2007-10-12 14:38 humor · jokes
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