Excerpt: Only, now, it didn't seem like the world wanted his gift anymore. They were trying to return it and exchange it for another gift and the gift was blond and Derek wasn't blond and so the gifts weren't the same and... Derek shook his head. He was confused again. Completed: Dec 2004 Author's Livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/shanalle/

Author's Summary: Hey, it's the 70s! Sex, drugs, rock and roll! Well, okay, drugs and flirting. Close enough. Completed: July 10, 2004

Ginny and Luna haunt Ottery St. Catchpole the summer before their seventh year. Completed: April 2004

All our favorite students attend, not Hogwarts, but Oakfield Comprehensive School, where the teachers bear familiar faces but are sadly unenthusiastic with regards to molding young minds. This is perhaps because almost none of their students are at all interested in learning, the school exists on practically no budget, and Principal Dumbledore's been AWOL since before Christmas. Hermione is the lone academic achiever, but Black is initiating a campaign of harassment that could derail even her strict study schedule. Author's livejournal: www.livejournal.com/users/scoradh Completed: Jan 31, 2005

When a very depressed Harry Potter is chosen as Hogwarts' Champion in the Triwizard Tournament during his seventh year, he suspects the entire event has been engineered out of sympathy for him, the boy who enabled Voldemort's resurrection. After hauling Draco Malfoy from the lake during the second task, however, he is jolted from his self-pity long enough to strike up an unusual friendship with Malfoy, if only to discover why his hated rival is what he will most sorely miss. Meanwhile, there may be a spy for Voldemort in the school and students have begun vanishing without warning. Author's livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mistful/ Completed: July 15, 2005

It's spring. Nancy and Alice camp out in Alice's living room. Completed: March 29, 2004 Author's Livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/3jane/

Though no longer an auror, Harry has been personally selected by the Minister of Magic and the Director of Investigative Services to apprehend Draco Malfoy and convince him to return to London. Malfoy had been working as an auror in New York but disappeared some months previously -- the Ministry suspects he has defected and joined the Death Eaters. His wand signature has now been located in San Francisco, so Harry takes a transoceanic portkey and begins to shadow him, wondering how he can get close to someone who has always hated him and who is trained to detect deception. Author's livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/emmagrant01/ Completed: May 31, 2004

JD is accosted by Dr. Cox in the men's room. He turns to David Bowie for assistance with his sexual crisis. Completed: Dec 2004 Author's Livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mandysbitch/

Draco decides to get a tattoo to cover up his Dark Mark. It turns out that Neville has taken to wearing the guise of an elderly tatto artist. Completed: Oct 11, 2005

Johnny convices Orlando to enter a bachelor's auction for charity in the Carribean. In consequence, Dom and Elijah get a sudden hankering to go on a tropical vacation. Completed: Aug 29, 2005