Excerpt: Only, now, it didn't seem like the world wanted his gift anymore. They were trying to return it and exchange it for another gift and the gift was blond and Derek wasn't blond and so the gifts weren't the same and... Derek shook his head. He was confused again.
Completed: Dec 2004
Author's Livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/shanalle/
Snape hears that in the three years since the war Harry's developed some kind of problem and shut himself up in his house. Snape decides to offer his considerable expertise in the hopes that fixing Harry will earn him some much-needed gratitude.
Completed: Oct 31, 2005
(or, The Thing With the Thing That Never Happened to Harry Potter) by stellabelle. Author's Summary: In which Harry plus Draco plus alcohol amounts to Very Bad Things. Includes the Geordie Battle Song, ambiguous relationships, The Thing With The Thing, and Harry (perhaps) kicking Draco's fucking ass.
Completed: Nov 13, 2005
Author's summary: Harry as 007, Draco as the girl (um...boy) in the gold bikini, a Faberge wand, the Art of Being Stealth, and, perhaps most importantly, couch sex.
Completed: August 8, 2005
Excerpt: It had always been the white ankle (and other bits) of an Englishwoman that had stirred Severus Snape's loins. That is, until he made a wrong turn and walked into Gaylord's House of Glugs and Slugs.
Completed: Aug 2005
When James gets insanely obsessed with the ultimate Valentine's gift for Lily, Sirius hatches a mad scheme to turn James' attention back to pranking. Remus is left to try to prevent the disastrous sequence of events he sees unfolding. Polyjuice, blackmail and name-calling occur despite his best efforts.
Completed: Nov 14, 2005
Dumbledore delivers some rather devastating news: Draco has Elvish ancestry and unless he can bond himself to a more powerful wizard, he will turn into a house elf. Dumbledore begs off, so Harry Potter is called on to do the honours.
Author's Livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mirabellawotr
Completed: Aug 4, 2005
Draco learns from his father that he is part-veela. While this is unexpected, it comes as a most welcome development, as it will make Draco even more attractive and desirable to men and women and, as it turns out, other species, such as house elves. Unfortunately, upon his return to school, Draco discovers that his Veela heritage makes him yearn to have Dumbledore as his permanent life-mate. He has only one week to find a substitute more to his taste.
Completed: July 5, 2005
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