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In my long search to entertain America(mostly the 7 readers here, Hi mom) I have devised a first date ritual that may not only impress the ladies but bewilder and confuse them at the same time. I don’t know why I think that ladies want to be bewildered
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 fart · funny · humor · web · blog · bloggers · blogs
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Yes, it’s true. In 1998, I won an international award for flatulence. I’d like to tell my story, and how it may affect your life.A
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 fart · funny · humor · web · blog · bloggers · blogs
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I am blessed, or perhaps cursed, with a rare talent. It works like gaydar, except that rather than detecting homosexuals, I can instantly pinpoint assholes within a fifteen meter radius. You, sir, set off my ass-dar the moment I laid eyes on you.
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 funny · humor · satire · web · blog · bloggers · blogs
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The low hanging fruit on the blog tree
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 web · blog · blogs · blogger · satire · funny · humor
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There has been much discussion about Scientology in the news recently. I am not one to dismiss a relgion just because a few deem it a cult. I have done days of research and ask you to open your mind and digest the facts.
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 web · blog · bloggers · funny · satire · humor
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I don’t know what came over me. We all have those silly thoughts that run through our heads sometimes but we dare not say them out loud and I think somehow, last night, the wires got a little crossed. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize f
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 funny · humor · satire · blog · web2.0 · web · blogs
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What else could go wrong? Auto-immune disorder that causes me to get painful boils every now and then, been there. Losing everything that I owned in the last year , child’s play. Losing my hair and then getting ringworm on my bald head?
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 funny · humor · satire · God
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“Are you listening”? I hear that a few times a month. I should be grateful that I do hear it seeing that I am deaf in the right ear and have 50% hearing in the left. I supplement my hearing by reading lips. Now I don’t have any formal training bu
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 humor · blog · satire · funny · bizzare
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I’m not sure about the proper etiquette when it comes to snow removal from ones driveway. I grew up in the southwest and it was never an issue
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 funny · satire · blog · humor
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find it way to common these days that women think a little spanking and dirty talk constitutes a Dom/sub relationship. With that in mind here is a list of things that you may expect from this true Dom.
by monkee 2008-03-15 18:43 satire · funny · humor · odd · bizzare · web · blog · blogs
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