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A 142 IQ isn’t that high you say? Well, I may not be up there with Einstein or Hawking, but I’m about twice as smart as that movie hack Forrest Gump. I think the school principal had a chart that put his IQ around 70, which is mildly retarded. So let’s see how my gargantuan intellect has faired me thus far in this expedition we call life, after the jump:
by mojotek 2007-04-04 11:56 funny · humor · satire · IQ · intelligence · Forrest Gump · success · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/04/im-a-universal-genius.html - cached - mail it - history
Would it be OK for people in your personal life to know you have a ‘French-cut’ wiener? Do they really want to be informed of that shit you took last night that clogged up the commode? What if you wanted to bitch about how someone in your life acted like a retard 16 hours out of the day, just to point out how humorous it was, but that individual happened to read your blog? What if you wanted to write an entire post about how neurotic one of your girlfriend’s friends is, but you have no idea if she mentioned your blog to that particular friend and you hate drama so you just forget about it?
by mojotek 2007-03-28 16:21 funny · humor · commentary · blogging · personal life · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/03/the-blogging-to-close-to-home-quandary.html - cached - mail it - history
A coworker pointed out this nasty little booger outside my office before I left on Friday. It was green with a hint of red. Seems someone must have had a little nose bleed problem before he or she flicked this puppy on the wall. I took the liberty of labeling the evidence in case you didn’t know what it was.
by mojotek 2007-03-26 09:51 humor · funny · booger · office · work · photos · pictures · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/03/office-wall-booger.html - cached - mail it - history
I’ve been skeeching off of other people’s grills for some time. Now that I have a new place of my own, I needs me my own grill. See, I’m a cooking fool. And a gas grill makes it so damn easy to cook. I’m not exactly busting at the seems with cash after said move, so I needed a little help with getting my grubby little hands on my own flesh cooking apparatus.
by mojotek 2007-03-15 14:15 funny · humor · Meijer · cooking · retail · grill · grilling · commentary · rant · Gangstas and Hugs · blog · weblog
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/03/why-is-buying-a-grill-such-a-hassle.html - cached - mail it - history
My brother teaches at a high school in the area. He emailed me this picture from his school account. Apparently an Agricultural Sciences teacher emailed this one and more like it to the entire staff off the school. What? Was she proud her students were learning how to artificially inseminate heifers from trained professionals? I don’t know about you, but this is the last thing I want to see pop up in my Outlook Inbox at work. Well, other than transexual midget porn… yeah, that would definitely be worse.
by mojotek 2007-02-13 13:02 photo · picture · funny · humor · gross · cow · animal · farm · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/02/cow-rectum-is-the-place-to-be.html - cached - mail it - history
I had the non-pleasure of watching Transporter 2 this weekend. See, the girlfriend is a bit of a Jason Statham fan, and as much as I hate to admit it, I really did like him in Snatch and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. That’s why she bought me Transporter 2 for Christmas. We sat down on the couch expecting something in the lines of The Transporter, which is to say, an action flick that had a few ‘not-so-believable’ moments but would be entertaining overall.
by mojotek 2007-01-22 18:15 rant · commentary · movie · film · The Transporter 2 · Jason Statham · humor · funny · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/01/transporter-2-just-too-much.html - cached - mail it - history
I’m bringing back Linkapalooza! I used to just have these as daily links that would populate from Del.icio.us directly into the G&H feed. But I figured it would be more fun to allow readers to comment on them in an actual post.
by mojotek 2007-01-05 13:59 interesting · cool · daily links · videos · photos · flickr · politics · amusement parks · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2007/01/linkapalooza-152007.html - cached - mail it - history
That’s why I know I need my alone time to stay sane. And its the reason I wrote this post to begin with. Basically I wanted to point out that just because someone is an ‘introvert’ doesn’t mean they’re a loner or have no social skills. It really just means that being around a lot of people is a chore, not something that is looked forward to.
by mojotek 2006-12-30 01:28 commentary · review · looking back · sociology · personality · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
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I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping recently, and I had the pleasure of doing it at my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. I was in kind of a hurry and only had a few items. The store was packed to the rafters with your typical Wal-Martians. So I decided my best bet was to get in the “express” self-checkout lanes. What a mistake that was.
by mojotek 2006-12-28 12:03 rant · humor · funny · commentary · Wal-Mart · rednecks · shopping · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html - cached - mail it - history
I just watched the second trailer released for the upcoming film “300“, which is based off Frank Miller’s graphic novel of the same name. I swear I just creamed my pants. Both of the trailers gave me goose bumps. I saw the first one in a theater before a showing of Saw III (which sucked by BTW). I watched the whole thing slack-jawed and drooling.
by mojotek 2006-12-21 16:12 movie · Frank Miller · film · graphic novel · awesome · cool · trailer · video · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs
http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/frank-millers-300.html - cached - mail it - history
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