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I know he was just making a point, but come on! There are all types of things you could have said instead of “.22″ that would have gotten the point across without conjuring up the image of executing your sons hit-man style behind a sleazy pawn shop.
by mojotek 2007-07-31 09:09 funny · humor · quote · QOTD · football · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs
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The crown jewel of this particular movie audience had to be the random punctuation of little kid cackles sprinkled throughout the entire length of the movie. They burst out in laughter at the most mundane parts of the movie. Those bastards had no appreciate for the brilliant writing which launched The Simpsons era!
by mojotek 2007-07-28 21:33 movie · the simpsons · funny · humor · review · kids · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs
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I found out where the picture for the “O RLY Baby” from. Turns out it’s from one of those cheesy clip segments they put together on America’s Funniest Videos. The rest of the clips are kind of corny. Except maybe for the one of the baby crawling around with a pretzel between his ass cheeks.
by mojotek 2007-07-26 12:38 humor · funny · video · youtube · baby · Gangstas and Hugs
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Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good rhythm going between sipping and washing my crotch. It never fails that I either get hot soapy water in my Pabst Blue Ribbon or a stray pubic hair finds its way into my forty ounce of Olde English 800.
by mojotek 2007-07-26 12:36 picture · photo · humor · funny · beer · shower · Gangstas and Hugs
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
by mojotek 2007-07-13 12:01 humor · funny · letter · religion · fundamentalism · satire · politics
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html - cached - mail it - history
I have no idea why I laugh out loud every time I see this picture, but I do. Damn baby is given me the evil eye. Well, either that or he’s trying to tell me he thinks what I’m saying is a bunch of bullshit.
by mojotek 2007-07-12 17:30 photo · picture · animation · funny · humor · O RLY · Gangstas and Hugs
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like for your favorite childhood toys to become life-like and start shooting it up in real life? Well, after I watched Transformers this weekend, I knew what that felt like. When I first heard they were making the movie, I was all like, “Who’s the director gonna be? If it’s Michael Bay I’m going to shoot somebody.”
by mojotek 2007-07-09 13:19 movie · review · Transformers · humor · commentary · Michael Bay · funny · Gangstas and Hugs
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I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:
by mojotek 2007-06-29 10:26 news · crime · lesbians · humor · stupid · Gangstas and Hugs
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I guess what I’m getting at is this: Why the hell has it become such an issue for men? Guys used to be made fun of if they DIDN’T have chest hair. You were seen as puny and unmanly. Now you’re just a sasquatch that doesn’t trim his shit if you have one errant chest hair poke out above your dress shirt collar.
by mojotek 2007-06-28 11:06 commentary · funny · humor · body hair · manscaping · bodygrooming · culture · Gangstas and Hugs
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The younger one likes to listen to grown-up conversations and then repeat parts of what she hears that she thinks are the most interesting. The part of the grown-up conversation she thought was interesting this time was, “…tastes like chicken.”
by mojotek 2007-06-25 09:58 quote · funny · humor · kids · food · Gangstas and Hugs
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