mojotek's Bookmarks About humor

What makes us fart? All the good stuff. · Gangstas & Hugs

What makes us fart? Turns out it’s all the good stuff you want to eat. According to LiveScience, the biggest gas-inducing food ingredients are sugars. Too bad sugar is in everything. Is there no escaping the gas? If only the Toot Tone were a real gadget.

by mojotek 2007-09-07 09:05 humor · funny · science · fart · gas · biology · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs

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ICANHASCHEEZBURGER: Money in the bowl for Jesus · Gangstas & Hugs

If you didn’t find that funny, then you need to get yourself a sense of humor. Either that, or you hate pictures of cats. Which I could totally understand if these pictures weren’t funny, and were more along the lines of: “These are my very cute cats, who number fourteen at the moment. I live with them in my one bedroom apartment on the bad side of town. Tinkerbell is my favorite because she licks my wounds when the other cats get excited and scratch me. Aren’t they cute?”

by mojotek 2007-08-27 11:14 humor · funny · picture · photo · cats · icanhascheezburger · Gangstas and Hugs

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If I had rugrats, they wouldn’t watch Power Rangers · Gangstas & Hugs

An what the hell is up with the plot? Or lack of one? From the part of the show I saw, I figured out there was a Power Ranger base where injured Power Rangers go have sex and recuperate. That’s also the same place they manufacture their robots that transform from sultry sex-pots into giant foam weapons spray-painted to look like Voltron.

by mojotek 2007-08-22 09:38 humor · funny · rant · commentary · Power Rangers · television

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Peyton Manning and the United Way · Gangstas & Hugs

I can’t believe I missed this entire SNL episode when Peyton Manning hosted. Oh well, at least there’s Youtube. Some of my favorite quotes:

by mojotek 2007-08-22 09:37 funny · humor · video · youtube · Peyton Manning · SNL · comedy · skit · Gangstas and Hugs

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If I had rugrats, they wouldn’t watch Power Rangers · Gangstas & Hugs

An what the hell is up with the plot? Or lack of one? From the part of the show I saw, I figured out there was a Power Ranger base where injured Power Rangers go have sex and recuperate. That’s also the same place they manufacture their robots that transform from sultry sex-pots into giant foam weapons spray-painted to look like Voltron.

by mojotek 2007-08-20 09:50 humor · funny · commentary · rant · Power Rangers · television · Gangstas and Hugs

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Sir, would you please not pee in the pool? · Gangstas & Hugs

In the name of all that is holy, why would you want to be jostling around in any liquid with this many people in it? Seriously? If I had to swim around in urine, I’d rather that urine be my own thanks.

by mojotek 2007-08-16 08:40 humor · funny · Japan · pool · video · crowd · weird · Gangstas and Hugs

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I haven’t read Harry Potter, and I’m proud · Gangstas & Hugs

The name of the club shall henceforth be known as “Americans/Australians/AnyCountryThatStartsWithA Against Popular Leisure Reading” or AAPLR for short. The best pronunciation of the acronym I can come up with is AAAAAAA-pluhr. Think “Aflac duck” for the first syllable, followed by a nasal rendition of the first part of ‘plural’.

by mojotek 2007-08-15 11:35 humor · funny · books · reading · club · harry potter · commentary · rant · Gangstas and Hugs

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You know you want to play some Faceball · Gangstas & Hugs

I’m sure most of you have wished a time or two that you could let lose on some of your coworkers in a semi-violent or vengeful manner. Enter Faceball, the game where you can ridicule your colleagues under the pretense of clean, wholesome fun.

by mojotek 2007-08-14 16:51 faceball · funny · humor · game · office · yahoo · flickr · Gangstas and Hugs

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Pop culture I’ve missed out on · Gangstas & Hugs

I mean, I do alright when I watch the World Series of Pop Culture. Hell, I could probably win the damn thing by myself. Unless they ask anything about Jake Ryan. Who the hell is that guy? And why does everyone still talk about him?

by mojotek 2007-08-10 11:27 funny · humor · pop culture · culture · society · fads · Gangstas and Hugs

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Mike Rowe used to hock crap on QVC · Gangstas & Hugs

I love watching Dirty Jobs. The reasons are two-fold. First, I love finding out how much crap I DON’T have to put up with in my job. Second, Mike Rowe is a smartass, and that makes the show funny. Little did I know he was honing his skills on QVC way before The Discovery Channel picked him up.

by mojotek 2007-08-09 00:25 video · humor · funny · youtube · Mike Rowe · Dirty Jobs · shopping · QVC · Gangstas and Hugs

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Quote of the Day - Bebe’s Kids Need a Whupping · Gangstas & Hugs

I know he was just making a point, but come on! There are all types of things you could have said instead of “.22″ that would have gotten the point across without conjuring up the image of executing your sons hit-man style behind a sleazy pawn shop.

by mojotek 2007-07-31 09:09 funny · humor · quote · QOTD · football · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs

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The Simpsons Movie: Funny, but I hate child laughter · Gangstas & Hugs

The crown jewel of this particular movie audience had to be the random punctuation of little kid cackles sprinkled throughout the entire length of the movie. They burst out in laughter at the most mundane parts of the movie. Those bastards had no appreciate for the brilliant writing which launched The Simpsons era!

by mojotek 2007-07-28 21:33 movie · the simpsons · funny · humor · review · kids · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs

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O RLY Baby has a video · Gangstas & Hugs

I found out where the picture for the “O RLY Baby” from. Turns out it’s from one of those cheesy clip segments they put together on America’s Funniest Videos. The rest of the clips are kind of corny. Except maybe for the one of the baby crawling around with a pretzel between his ass cheeks.

by mojotek 2007-07-26 12:38 humor · funny · video · youtube · baby · Gangstas and Hugs

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Beer in the shower. Why not? · Gangstas & Hugs

Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good rhythm going between sipping and washing my crotch. It never fails that I either get hot soapy water in my Pabst Blue Ribbon or a stray pubic hair finds its way into my forty ounce of Olde English 800.

by mojotek 2007-07-26 12:36 picture · photo · humor · funny · beer · shower · Gangstas and Hugs

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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

by mojotek 2007-07-13 12:01 humor · funny · letter · religion · fundamentalism · satire · politics

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The O RLY Baby · Gangstas & Hugs

I have no idea why I laugh out loud every time I see this picture, but I do. Damn baby is given me the evil eye. Well, either that or he’s trying to tell me he thinks what I’m saying is a bunch of bullshit.

by mojotek 2007-07-12 17:30 photo · picture · animation · funny · humor · O RLY · Gangstas and Hugs

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Transformers: More than meets the eye · Gangstas & Hugs

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for your favorite childhood toys to become life-like and start shooting it up in real life? Well, after I watched Transformers this weekend, I knew what that felt like. When I first heard they were making the movie, I was all like, “Who’s the director gonna be? If it’s Michael Bay I’m going to shoot somebody.”

by mojotek 2007-07-09 13:19 movie · review · Transformers · humor · commentary · Michael Bay · funny · Gangstas and Hugs

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Lesbian bathroom sex in front of children is bad, mmmkay. · Gangstas & Hugs

I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:

by mojotek 2007-06-29 10:26 news · crime · lesbians · humor · stupid · Gangstas and Hugs

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Will the Italian chest rug ever be in again? · Gangstas & Hugs

I guess what I’m getting at is this: Why the hell has it become such an issue for men? Guys used to be made fun of if they DIDN’T have chest hair. You were seen as puny and unmanly. Now you’re just a sasquatch that doesn’t trim his shit if you have one errant chest hair poke out above your dress shirt collar.

by mojotek 2007-06-28 11:06 commentary · funny · humor · body hair · manscaping · bodygrooming · culture · Gangstas and Hugs

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Quote of the Day - Tastes like chicken · Gangstas & Hugs

The younger one likes to listen to grown-up conversations and then repeat parts of what she hears that she thinks are the most interesting. The part of the grown-up conversation she thought was interesting this time was, “…tastes like chicken.”

by mojotek 2007-06-25 09:58 quote · funny · humor · kids · food · Gangstas and Hugs

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Jesse Lange makes O’Reilly take it again · Gangstas & Hugs

I hate Bill O'Reilly. So does Ludacris. Which means I relish every video I see like this. My favorite part is when 16 year old Jesse Lange actually gets O’Reilly to say, “But you took my quote out of context.” Bill will never quite get the irony of that phrase uttered from his lips.

by mojotek 2007-06-22 13:12 humor · politics · video · Bill O Reilly · hypocrisy · irony · youtube · news · Gangstas and Hugs

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The Manscaping Quandary · Gangstas & Hugs

I was inspired by Canadian journalist Patrick White’s body grooming misadventures to tell a little of my own story about back hair and Robin Williamsesque fuzziness. This is the first installment in what will come to be known as “The Man Grooming Series”.

by mojotek 2007-06-21 13:04 humor · funny · hair removal · manscaping · bodygrooming · Gangstas and Hugs

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Where the hell have I been? · Gangstas & Hugs

I keep checking back on the blog to see if I’ve made any new posts, and for some reason I’ve been remiss in my duties for weeks now. I’m not sure what posts I thought I might write while I wasn’t writing any, but it sure was disappointing to come back to old posts week after week.

by mojotek 2007-06-18 18:37 humor · funny · commentary · blogging · inspiration · Gangstas and Hugs

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Why planning for fun sucks · Gangstas & Hugs

Planning for fun makes it crappy, and I’ve always thought that. I’m of the school of thought that the most fun experiences of your life will be unplanned. That’s why I don’t like to fill my schedule up with much way ahead of time.

by mojotek 2007-05-29 18:44 humor · fun · planning · commentary · social · Gangstas and Hugs

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Quote of the Day - Crotchless Pantaloons · Gangstas & Hugs

That’s right, you too can let your liquored up fundamentalist Christian husband get a piece without even having to take off your 18th century attire!

by mojotek 2007-05-21 10:52 funny · humor · quote · religion · clothing · weird · Gangstas and Hugs

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Police Officer and Marijuana Brownies · Gangstas & Hugs

I’m… in… total… awe. Seriously? A cop uses weed he confiscated from someone to bake brownies and get high with his wife at home? And he gets so paranoid that he calls 911 and says that he thinks “we’re dead”?

by mojotek 2007-05-20 17:26 video · funny · humor · police · drugs · new · Gangstas and Hugs

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SNL: If You Don’t Have the Money, Don’t Buy It · Gangstas & Hugs

I don't know about you, but this video really struck a cord for me. At first it was a difficult concept to grasp. But then I realized that if you don't have the money to buy something, hoping you'll have the money later doesn't mean you will.

by mojotek 2007-04-18 11:19 video · funny · humor · SNL · comedy · skit · money · debt · Gangstas and Hugs

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Quote of the Day - Parfaits Are Always Frustrating · Gangstas & Hugs

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as long as you have everything in perspective, you too can start off your morning with just such a productive attitude.

by mojotek 2007-04-16 09:12 funny · humor · commentary · quote · quotation · ironic · yogurt · office · Gangstas and Hugs

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Make porn not-porn [probably NWS, chief] - The Something Awful Forums

This has got to be one of the funniest forum threads I have ever seen! (NSFW)

by mojotek 2007-04-13 10:50 humor · funny · porn · photoshop · photos · pictures · forum · nsfw · hilarious

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Humor from within my blogging circle · Gangstas & Hugs

I like to think this here blog is funny at times. But some days I just can’t think of a damn funny thing to write about. That’s when I start perusing my blog roll for inspiration. Turns out that’s not always successful, but it never fails that I find some posts that get me laughing out loud. And, as always, I like to give something back to those that make me pee my pants a little.

by mojotek 2007-04-12 16:51 inks · funny · humor · blogs · comedy · binky boodle · Gangstas and Hugs

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Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds Cause Halitosis · Gangstas & Hugs

I can’t quit eating these sonsabitches, and I’m walking around the office with tendrils of stinky smoke coming out of my mouth. I’ve already singed the eyelashes off the first couple people I talked to this morning, so I’m trying to lay low for the rest of the day.

by mojotek 2007-04-09 14:29 funny · humor · photos · pictures · snacks · breath · Gangstas and Hugs

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I’m a Universal Genius · Gangstas & Hugs

A 142 IQ isn’t that high you say? Well, I may not be up there with Einstein or Hawking, but I’m about twice as smart as that movie hack Forrest Gump. I think the school principal had a chart that put his IQ around 70, which is mildly retarded. So let’s see how my gargantuan intellect has faired me thus far in this expedition we call life, after the jump:

by mojotek 2007-04-04 11:56 funny · humor · satire · IQ · intelligence · Forrest Gump · success · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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The ‘Blogging Too Close to Home’ Quandary · Gangstas & Hugs

Would it be OK for people in your personal life to know you have a ‘French-cut’ wiener? Do they really want to be informed of that shit you took last night that clogged up the commode? What if you wanted to bitch about how someone in your life acted like a retard 16 hours out of the day, just to point out how humorous it was, but that individual happened to read your blog? What if you wanted to write an entire post about how neurotic one of your girlfriend’s friends is, but you have no idea if she mentioned your blog to that particular friend and you hate drama so you just forget about it?

by mojotek 2007-03-28 16:21 funny · humor · commentary · blogging · personal life · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Office Wall Booger · Gangstas & Hugs

A coworker pointed out this nasty little booger outside my office before I left on Friday. It was green with a hint of red. Seems someone must have had a little nose bleed problem before he or she flicked this puppy on the wall. I took the liberty of labeling the evidence in case you didn’t know what it was.

by mojotek 2007-03-26 09:51 humor · funny · booger · office · work · photos · pictures · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Completely Uncalled For - Barats and Bereta · Gangstas & Hugs

Be sure to check out how hard he really slaps him. Fucking fantastic! (“That was awesome!”)

by mojotek 2007-03-21 17:50 funny · humor · comedy · video · youtube · skit · Barats and Bereta · Gangstas and Hugs

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Why is buying a grill such a hassle? · Gangstas & Hugs

I’ve been skeeching off of other people’s grills for some time. Now that I have a new place of my own, I needs me my own grill. See, I’m a cooking fool. And a gas grill makes it so damn easy to cook. I’m not exactly busting at the seems with cash after said move, so I needed a little help with getting my grubby little hands on my own flesh cooking apparatus.

by mojotek 2007-03-15 14:15 funny · humor · Meijer · cooking · retail · grill · grilling · commentary · rant · Gangstas and Hugs · blog · weblog

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Cow rectum is the place to be · Gangstas & Hugs

My brother teaches at a high school in the area. He emailed me this picture from his school account. Apparently an Agricultural Sciences teacher emailed this one and more like it to the entire staff off the school. What? Was she proud her students were learning how to artificially inseminate heifers from trained professionals? I don’t know about you, but this is the last thing I want to see pop up in my Outlook Inbox at work. Well, other than transexual midget porn… yeah, that would definitely be worse.

by mojotek 2007-02-13 13:02 photo · picture · funny · humor · gross · cow · animal · farm · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Anna Nicole is gone, but I’m back · Gangstas & Hugs

It’s been quite a while since my last post. I’m not exactly proud of that, but a lot’s been going on in mojo’s neck of the woods recently that is both directly and indirectly responsible for my brief hiatus. Most recently, my beloved Kentucky Wildcats couldn’t buy a three-pointer in a near-upset of everyone’s most-hated college basketball team, the Florida Gators. I’m going to refrain from being a typical “Gator Hater”, since that never goes very well for me. I’m also sure JJ and the rest of those evil Gainesville alum are busy doing the gator chomp, eating puppies, and whatever else people that sell their souls for a basketball and football championship in the same year do to make those around them miserable.

by mojotek 2007-02-12 22:46 bitching · blogging · basketball · college · school · grad school · funny · humor · Gangstas and Hugs

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Transporter 2: Just Too Much · Gangstas & Hugs

I had the non-pleasure of watching Transporter 2 this weekend. See, the girlfriend is a bit of a Jason Statham fan, and as much as I hate to admit it, I really did like him in Snatch and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. That’s why she bought me Transporter 2 for Christmas. We sat down on the couch expecting something in the lines of The Transporter, which is to say, an action flick that had a few ‘not-so-believable’ moments but would be entertaining overall.

by mojotek 2007-01-22 18:15 rant · commentary · movie · film · The Transporter 2 · Jason Statham · humor · funny · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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MySpace Gal Steals a Blog Post · Gangstas & Hugs

I’m not usually one to make a fuss. OK, actually I am. And I couldn’t help myself when I came across this MySpace blog post. It’s a blatant cut-and-paste job of a brilliant write up on hangover cures I wrote exactly a year ago. As you can see from the screen shot to the left, it looks even better on one of those default MySpace blog layouts!

by mojotek 2007-01-02 11:23 rant · commentary · humor · funny · stealing · plagiarism · myspace · Gangstas and Hugs

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The Cart Lady at Wal-Mart · Gangstas & Hugs

I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping recently, and I had the pleasure of doing it at my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. I was in kind of a hurry and only had a few items. The store was packed to the rafters with your typical Wal-Martians. So I decided my best bet was to get in the “express” self-checkout lanes. What a mistake that was.

by mojotek 2006-12-28 12:03 rant · humor · funny · commentary · Wal-Mart · rednecks · shopping · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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My First Shoe Shine · Gangstas & Hugs

Have you ever had your shoes shined? Well, I hadn’t until recently. And it was a bit of an experience. I hadn’t really planned on it, but these aren’t things we typically plan on are they?

by mojotek 2006-12-19 16:06 humor · funny · society · interesting · commentary · shoe shine · horse racing · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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An Ode to Tweeker Chick · Gangstas & Hugs

I just wanted to take a moment to express my new found admiration for Tweeker Chick. She has single-handedly written one of the most honest and thought-provoking posts in recent years. The blog post I’m referring to is “50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex“. She wrote it to sort of balance out a similar post about the mistakes men make before, during and after coitus.

by mojotek 2006-12-04 15:54 funny · humor · sex · list · gender · men · women · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Kim Jong Il will no longer get his iPod fix · Gangstas & Hugs

Seems the U.S. government is trying a new tactic to get the attention of North Korea. Apparently, those pesky secret nuclear programs can really get under a world power’s skin. And what better way to get North Korea’s attention than restricting the luxury purchases of the nation’s communist dictator?

by mojotek 2006-11-30 10:32 news · funny · humor · gadgets · ipod · politics · North Korea · Kim Jong Il · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Gonna’ Give it All 10 Inches · Gangstas & Hugs

My band, Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers, has just produced its first album titled “Gonna’ Give It All 10 Inches“. We’re a little low on our distribution budget, so all we were able to produce for this printing were cassettes. Here’s a picture of the first one off the presses:

by mojotek 2006-11-26 21:42 funny · humor · picture · image · cassette · tape · music · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Diaper lovers agree: G&H Rocks! · Gangstas & Hugs

I was doing my usual browsing of the feed stats over at Feedburner, and decided to see if anyone had signed up for the email version of the G&H feed (You can subscribe too!). To my surprise, there was a sole subscriber! I was ecstatic. I couldn’t control myself. Who could it be? Could I see their email address? Will this make me rich? Turns out I can check the email addresses of subscribers, so I thought I’d take a gander at who might be wanting to receive post updates in their inbox.

by mojotek 2006-11-21 15:01 funny · humor · diapers · fetish · commentary · email · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

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Quote of the Day - Island Naming · Gangstas & Hugs

David Amulet always has great satirical writing over at his blog, so its no surprise that I’ve snagged today’s Quote of the Day from one of his posts. Here’s the setup: a new island has formed in the South Pacific and there’s some speculation about what to name it. After giving us some funny options, he ends the post with this gem:

by mojotek 2006-11-20 10:43 funny · humor · quote · quotation · politics · QOTD · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/quote-of-the-day-island-naming.html - cached - mail it - history

Michigan fans prepare for party behind enemy lines · Gangstas & Hugs

A coworker of mine just sent this to me via email. Her husband is a big Michigan fan, and they’ll both be at the game. The email is from a Michigan Alumni group that will be attending the Michigan-Ohio State game. Apparently they’ve been to one of these games before.

by mojotek 2006-11-16 09:24 funny · humor · football · fans · sports · rivalry · Ohio State · Michigan · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/michigan-fans-prepare-for-party-behind-enemy-lines.html - cached - mail it - history

425 Feed Readers? Unpossible! · Gangstas & Hugs

Yesterday was the highest traffic day at Gangstas & Hugs in recorded history. Not surprisingly, it was directed to a post of a video that I had nothing to do with creating. All I wanted to do was share the stupidity of a father who let his 14 year old behind the wheel of his brand new $50,000 car. I’m not really proud that the only time G&H had greater than 5,500 pageviews in a single day happened when I posted someone else’s video. But I’ll take it! Thank you StumpleUpon!

by mojotek 2006-11-06 12:37 funny · humor · traffic · web stats · feeds · ironic · blogging · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/425-feed-readers-unpossible.html - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Bowling + Rollercoaster = Fun!

by mojotek 2006-11-05 17:37 funny · video · video games · humor · youtube · carnage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrC_C6SexI - cached - mail it - history

Paxilback - Timberlake never saw this parody coming · Gangstas & Hugs

Videos aplenty this week. No apologies though. I know you like it. The production quality on this vid is damn good, if you ask me.

by mojotek 2006-11-03 18:54 funny · humor · video · music · parody · sexyback · gray kid · paxil · blog · weblogs · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/paxilback-timberlake-never-saw-this-parody-coming.html - cached - mail it - history

14 year old crashes dad’s brand new Mustang · Gangstas & Hugs

This is probably one of the funniest videos that I’ve seen on Youtube in a while, so I just had to share it. Take a look for yourself:

by mojotek 2006-11-02 21:39 video · funny · humor · car · crash · ironic · youtube · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/14-year-old-crashes-dads-brand-new-mustang.html - cached - mail it - history

This is your life · Gangstas & Hugs

This one is from Nicole. Apparently the object of the post is to ‘bold’ anything on the 150-item list that you’ve actually done. But I’m going to spice it up a little. First, I’m going to give a little quip about each of the items that I’ve done, and secondly, I’m going to lie about 5 items. So why don’t you guess the 5 I’ve lied about. Here’s your first hint: I haven’t yet had the pleasure of leaving the continent of North America.

by mojotek 2006-11-01 11:43 meme · tag · list · funny · humor · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/11/this-is-your-life.html - cached - mail it - history

Blog of the Week - Bed Jumping HQ · Gangstas & Hugs

I’m a fan of general buffoonary, and when I find a blog that specializes in nothing but that, I rejoice. Take Bed Jumping HQ for instance. Its hard to imagine a blog with a better premise. Basically, readers send in pictures of themselves jumping on hotel beds, and that’s the long and short of it. No more, no less. But, Oh! How entertaining those pictures can be.

by mojotek 2006-10-27 15:03 blog · funny · BOTW · fun · cool · humor · photos · pictures · bed jumping · hotels · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/10/blog-of-the-week-bed-jumping-hq.html - cached - mail it - history

Let’s All Waterboard! - Deadguy Video

Ignatius Dedd, over at Dead Guy. The Cartoon., has been so kind as to turn one of his webcomic strips into a video for our enjoyment. The video is titled “Let’s All WaterBoard!“. He uploaded the video to YouTube so others could share in the fun and post it.

by mojotek 2006-10-25 09:22 funny · humor · video · viral · youtube · music · politics · web comic · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/10/lets-all-waterboard-deadguy-video.html - cached - mail it - history

Cold Sore Blues

I have no idea how I got the shit either. I’m pretty sure I’ve been getting a cold sore once per year since I was in 5th or 6th grade. And since I wasn’t the lady’s man back then that I am today, I doubt I got it from making out with a slutty middle school girl.

by mojotek 2006-10-23 10:18 funny · humor · rant · herpes · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/10/cold-sore-blues.html - cached - mail it - history

QOTD 10/17/2006 - Weird Definition of 'Virgin'

I found this in my feed reader today from ‘Overheard in the Office‘ and I just couldn’t pass up writing about it.

by mojotek 2006-10-17 15:07 quote · quotation · funny · humor · sex · anal · overheard · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/10/qotd-10172006-weird-definition-of-virgin.html - cached - mail it - history

Lynne and Tessa

I found these videos of Lynne and Tessa via the Official Google Video Blog. I’m not sure why these are entertaining at all, but they are. Apparently they’re some sex-starved European chicks, like the ones from Hostel. If you want to visit their award-winning homepage it’s lynnetessa.de.

by mojotek 2006-10-12 17:02 funny · humor · video · music · Lynne and Tessa · sexy · dancing · karaoke · blog · weblog · Gangstas and Hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/10/lynne-and-tessa.html - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - The Andy Milonakis Show - MTV2

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · video · milonakis · mtv2 · show · grill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYW6GLCcyQ - cached - mail it - history

SonicWALL - Comprehensive Internet Security - SonicWALL Press Releases

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · telecommuting · survey · nude · working · habits · news

http://sonicwall.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=press_releases&item=708 - cached - mail it - history

World of Warcraft as a text-adventure

"Take this bag of jelly to Commander Wolfchow in Cramhollow Dale." > Go to Cramhollow Dale You run to Cramhollow Dale. You run and run. You run and run and run. You keep on running. Someone runs past you, faster. You keep running. Two gnomes run pas

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · games · warcraft · wow · mmorpg · humor

http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,70348-0.html?tw=wn_index_3 - cached - mail it - history

Gangstas & Hugs » Multiplayer Dysfunction

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · games · videogames · halo+2 · rant · funny · nerds · photos · video · gangstas+hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/03/multiplayer-dysfunction.html - cached - mail it - history

Tote Bags and Fanny Packs: Parking in Portland Maine

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 car · funny · humor · society · parking · tickets

http://totebagsandfannypacks.blogspot.com/2006/03/parking-in-portland-maine.html - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Crazy Dog

Dog goes crazy and starts attacking his own foot because its getting too close to his chew toy.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 video · funny · crazy · dog · insane · humor · hilarious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cSRpu7bI04 - cached - mail it - history

Schneier on Security: Basketball Prank

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · prank · sports · IM · social+engineering · basketball

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/03/basketball_pran.html - cached - mail it - history

bosconet.org » Believe Your Noodly master Hon

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 religion · funny · humor · billboard

http://www.bosconet.org/pjohnson/blog/index.php/2005/10/30/believe-your-noodly-master-hon/ - cached - mail it - history

Shock Absorber

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 games · funny · boobs · breasts · flash · bra · humor

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - What do you use your Dell PC for?

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · video · porno · QVC · youtube · shopping · dell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqloHbHlA40 - cached - mail it - history

Gangstas & Hugs » I Love My New Dell!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · video · computer · QVC · Dell · porn · porno · prank · gangstas+hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/03/i-love-my-new-dell.html - cached - mail it - history

Letter from teachers causes a shock

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 news · funny · middle+school · teenagers · harassment · ball+tapping · tit+twisting · depantsing · humor

http://www.masslive.com/hampfrank/republican/index.ssf?/base/news-3/114258536511680.xml&coll=1&thispage=1 - cached - mail it - history

The Best Page In The Universe.

This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · funny · blog · maddox · fun · blogs · weblog · joke · comedy · crazy · cool · stupid · silly · interesting · hilarious

http://maddox.xmission.com/ - cached - mail it - history

Steak and BJ Day

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 fun · funny · holiday · humor · valentines · steak · blowjob · satire

http://www.steakandbjday.com/ - cached - mail it - history

Steak and Blow Job Day at directionzero - Everything you could want in a blog

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · holiday · humor · valentines · satire · blog · weblog

http://www.directionzero.com/?p=29 - cached - mail it - history

Steak and Blowjob Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 sex · parody · wikipedia · funny · humor · satire · holiday · valentines

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Game abuse strikes back

What happens when you continually abuse an in-game character? Watch and see.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 abuse · gamers · game · videogames · funny · humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3XJDAmp9JM - cached - mail it - history

Boing Boing: Hilarious gamers-get-pwned video

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 fun · gamers · gaming · funny · humor · abuse · video

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/03/20/hilarious_gamersgetp.html - cached - mail it - history

Gamers Are Getting Owned - PimpPanther.com

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 awesome · funny · gamers · games · humor · video · abuse

http://www.pimppanther.com/media/1142695352/Gamers_Are_Getting_Owned - cached - mail it - history

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker - Google Video

"When it's game time, it's pain time baby! Woooooooooh!"

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 video · funny · terry+tate · reebok · advertisement · commercial · humor · google+video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6759620933099471522 - cached - mail it - history

Failed Celebrity Pickup : Danielle Fishel » Tynan is… Better Than Your Boyfriend

Ever since I can remember, I have been a huge fan of Boy Meets World. For roughly as long as I was a fan of the show, I had a crush on Topanga - known as Danielle Fishel in real life.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · pickup · celebrity · humor · story · boy+meets+world · Topenga · Danielle+Fisher · lines · pickup+artist · blog · weblog

http://www.betterthanyourboyfriend.com/failed-celebrity-pickup-danielle-fishel.htm - cached - mail it - history

Inebriated Cop Stops To Relieve Himself, Is Hit By Car

Off with his head!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 news · cop · funny · humor · car · drunk · alcohol · police · trooper

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wews/20060322/lo_wews/3347652 - cached - mail it - history

A Bully Gets Bullied: Why Rush Limbaugh Never Became the Next Oprah

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 politics · tv · video · limbaugh · funny · humor

http://www.panopticist.com/archives/187.html - cached - mail it - history

Texas arresting people in bars for being drunk - Yahoo! News

This only confirms my hatred of cops.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 Texas · law · bars · crime · alcohol · drinking · funny · humor · police

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060322/us_nm/bars_dc - cached - mail it - history

Banksy

Cool british graffiti artist.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 photography · awesome · photo · photos · pictures · protest · social · society · humor · illustration · interesting · Art · graffiti · design · urban · culture · artist · stencil · cool · politics · gallery

http://www.banksy.co.uk/ - cached - mail it - history

RENT-A-MAN

The pitfalls of the 'Rent-a-man' business concept. Hilarious!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · funny · satire · gender · marriage · advice

http://uselessmen.blogspot.com/2006/03/question-245-rent-man.html - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Pierce Bush In 2024

Bush's nephew, Pierce Bush, makes himself look like a stoned high schooler on live television.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · bush · Pierce+Bush · video · news · Today+Show · idiot · pud · ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWidr0Uwj8E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wonkette.com%2Fpolitics%2Ffunny-videos%2Findex.php - cached - mail it - history

Gangstas & Hugs » Linkapalooza - 3/24/2006

I haven't posted all week, and it wasn't because of the thrashing my blog got. It's just been one hell of a week. So to close out five days of crap, here's another set of 10 links you could find yourself… but why would you? You can get the damn things h

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 links · interesting · cool · humor · funny · internet · web · blog · weblog · gangstas+hugs

http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/03/linkapalooza-3242006.html - cached - mail it - history

Disney - VD Attack Plan - (Venereal Disease Education) - Google Video

You mean there's no cure for Genital Herpes?

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · video · disney · sex · VD · STDs · educational · humor

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5809480155676785259&q=disney - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Bill Gates in a very difficult position

Alleged fooatge of Bill Gates being grilled by an anti-trust lawyer in 1998. He looks like a kid with really bad ADD.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 funny · humor · video · Bill+Gates · Microsoft · legal · deposition

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vQKAtHdfuc - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Heat Vision and Jack

Heat Vision and Jack was created as a 1999 pilot for Fox. Written by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, directed by Ben Stiller, this series was passed over by Fox despite critical acclaim from those who've been lucky enough to see it.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 comedy · film · funny · scifi · tv · video · ben+stiller · humor · pilot

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s - cached - mail it - history

YouTube - Fox News Serial Killer Spring Break Party

Seriously, what is wrong with Fox News?

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 news · killer · spring+break · silly · Daily+Show · funny · ironic · Fox+News · humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsBO6Reb_s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsicksad.blogspot.com%2F2006%2F03%2Ffox-news-spring-break-se... - cached - mail it - history

Joke - My Little Friend

Since I don't think I should be posting email forwards on my main blog anymore, I think I'm going to stick to keeping them here. At least if anyone wants to read them they are here, and it gives me an excuse to post regularly on this blog. And the first

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 joke · humor · funny

http://mojotek.multiply.com/journal/item/1 - cached - mail it - history

MSN Search Spoof

Spoofed search results for a person of your choice. Great for pranks!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · prank · spoof · search

http://www.msnsearchspoof.com/index.aspx - cached - mail it - history

alexking.org: Blog > New element discovered: Bushcronium

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Bushcronium.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 joke · humor · funny · Bush

http://www.alexking.org/blog/2006/03/31/bushcronium/ - cached - mail it - history

Man builds PC in casting of wife's voluptuous torso

This lusty PC builder took a casting of his wife's torso and built an elaborate water-cooled overclocked PC in it.

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 art · case · cool · design · digg · diy · fun · funny · geek · hacks · hardware · humor · nerd · weird · mod

http://www.csc-lan.de/FreezeFreaks/projects/bwp/worklog.html - cached - mail it - history

Bring it On! » Blog Archive » When Fame and Honor Collide

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · politics · bush

http://www.teambio.org/2006/04/when-fame-and-honor-collide/ - cached - mail it - history

bite my ass!!!!!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · funny · hilarious · parody · satire · blog · weblog

http://www.bite-my-ass.net/ - cached - mail it - history

myspace is gay

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · myspace · web · fun · social · funny · satire · community

http://www.myspaceisgay.com/ - cached - mail it - history

Family Guy on MySpace!

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 humor · myspace · animation · cartoon · show · funny

http://www.myspace.com/familyguy - cached - mail it - history

Boing Boing: Grow a grass armchair

The Grass Armchair is a kit to grow a seat in your yard. It's £65.00 from Purves and Purves: The Grass armchair is self assembled, each pack contains 14 corrugated cardboard frames and 100g pack of grass seeds. You will need about 240 litres of soil, to

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 blog · cool · furniture · green · humor · interesting · shopping · weird · diy · garden

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/05/grow_a_grass_armchai.html - cached - mail it - history

Photo in the News: Housefly Gets Glasses Made With Lasers

National Geographic has a photo of a housefly wearing miniature eyeglasses, which had been "crafted and set in place with a cutting-edge laser technique. The glasses fit snuggly on the fly's 0.08-inch-wid head."

by mojotek 2006-09-27 09:03 science · photos · glasses · funny · humor · photography · photo · pictures · weird · cool · biology · awesome

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0328_060328_fly_glasses.html - cached - mail it - history