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If you were able to catch the Bisping vs. Hamill fight, then you were probably impressed with how exciting it was. I was surprised with how much better Matt Hamill has gotten with his stand-up. Before the fight, I was a fan of both fighters. After the fight, I was just a fan of Hamill.
by mojotek 2007-09-10 12:54 UFC · MMA · Ultimate Fighter · UFC 75 · Michael Bisping · Matt Hamill · rant · commentary · sports · Gangstas and Hugs
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What makes us fart? Turns out it’s all the good stuff you want to eat. According to LiveScience, the biggest gas-inducing food ingredients are sugars. Too bad sugar is in everything. Is there no escaping the gas? If only the Toot Tone were a real gadget.
by mojotek 2007-09-07 09:05 humor · funny · science · fart · gas · biology · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs
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An what the hell is up with the plot? Or lack of one? From the part of the show I saw, I figured out there was a Power Ranger base where injured Power Rangers go have sex and recuperate. That’s also the same place they manufacture their robots that transform from sultry sex-pots into giant foam weapons spray-painted to look like Voltron.
by mojotek 2007-08-22 09:38 humor · funny · rant · commentary · Power Rangers · television
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An what the hell is up with the plot? Or lack of one? From the part of the show I saw, I figured out there was a Power Ranger base where injured Power Rangers go have sex and recuperate. That’s also the same place they manufacture their robots that transform from sultry sex-pots into giant foam weapons spray-painted to look like Voltron.
by mojotek 2007-08-20 09:50 humor · funny · commentary · rant · Power Rangers · television · Gangstas and Hugs
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The name of the club shall henceforth be known as “Americans/Australians/AnyCountryThatStartsWithA Against Popular Leisure Reading” or AAPLR for short. The best pronunciation of the acronym I can come up with is AAAAAAA-pluhr. Think “Aflac duck” for the first syllable, followed by a nasal rendition of the first part of ‘plural’.
by mojotek 2007-08-15 11:35 humor · funny · books · reading · club · harry potter · commentary · rant · Gangstas and Hugs
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I know he was just making a point, but come on! There are all types of things you could have said instead of “.22″ that would have gotten the point across without conjuring up the image of executing your sons hit-man style behind a sleazy pawn shop.
by mojotek 2007-07-31 09:09 funny · humor · quote · QOTD · football · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs
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The crown jewel of this particular movie audience had to be the random punctuation of little kid cackles sprinkled throughout the entire length of the movie. They burst out in laughter at the most mundane parts of the movie. Those bastards had no appreciate for the brilliant writing which launched The Simpsons era!
by mojotek 2007-07-28 21:33 movie · the simpsons · funny · humor · review · kids · commentary · Gangstas and Hugs
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like for your favorite childhood toys to become life-like and start shooting it up in real life? Well, after I watched Transformers this weekend, I knew what that felt like. When I first heard they were making the movie, I was all like, “Who’s the director gonna be? If it’s Michael Bay I’m going to shoot somebody.”
by mojotek 2007-07-09 13:19 movie · review · Transformers · humor · commentary · Michael Bay · funny · Gangstas and Hugs
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I guess what I’m getting at is this: Why the hell has it become such an issue for men? Guys used to be made fun of if they DIDN’T have chest hair. You were seen as puny and unmanly. Now you’re just a sasquatch that doesn’t trim his shit if you have one errant chest hair poke out above your dress shirt collar.
by mojotek 2007-06-28 11:06 commentary · funny · humor · body hair · manscaping · bodygrooming · culture · Gangstas and Hugs
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I keep checking back on the blog to see if I’ve made any new posts, and for some reason I’ve been remiss in my duties for weeks now. I’m not sure what posts I thought I might write while I wasn’t writing any, but it sure was disappointing to come back to old posts week after week.
by mojotek 2007-06-18 18:37 humor · funny · commentary · blogging · inspiration · Gangstas and Hugs
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