I can’t believe I missed this entire SNL episode when Peyton Manning hosted. Oh well, at least there’s Youtube. Some of my favorite quotes:

I don't know about you, but this video really struck a cord for me. At first it was a difficult concept to grasp. But then I realized that if you don't have the money to buy something, hoping you'll have the money later doesn't mean you will.

Be sure to check out how hard he really slaps him. Fucking fantastic! (“That was awesome!”)

Thank god our family was blessed with a metabolism that turns anything edible into noxious fumes. I haven't devised a fool-proof way of making money off of this blessing yet, but as soon as I do I'm patenting it. So, until I can figure out how my brothers