Humorous Haskell tutorial, probably not understandable to humans (or maybe it's just me)

El Reg reader competition - black helicopters all over the place

Classical and contemporary movies, somewhat abridged

Hilarious Chinese restaurant menu

A program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. 'SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to "fake" conferences; that is, conferences with no quality standards, which exist only to make money. In fact, one of our papers was accepted to SCI 2005!' They're asking for donations so that they could actually go and, er, perform at the conference.

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Demonstration of the perils of machine translation Looks like somebody thought Babelfish is probably good enough for production copy. (If you don't read Finnish, don't bother clicking on the link.) Hint (actual Google translate loop translation English -> French -> English): To resemble to somebody thought that Babelfish is probably enough good for the copy of production. ... Actually, upon closer examination, this doesn't look like the result of blind application of machine translation. It looks more like a desperate amateur with a Finnish dictionary but no knowledge of the language. For one thing, simple words like "has" are untranslated in some places. For another, terms are translated inconsequently; in some places, it's "San Frans" [sic] whereas in others they have kept "San Francisco".

I typed in "http;//ubuntulinux.com" by mistake, and had a hard time figuring out how I ended up where I did This is all Knoppix' fault. It supplied me with a choice of US, German, or French keyboard, all of which suck for me. (Serves me right for not getting Gnoppix instead. Or, welp, the Ubuntu Live CD, which is what I am downloading now.) ... And partially Firefox's, for having the "I'm feeling lucky" button as the default for Google keywords.

The only Unicode character you will ever need Actually, U+2611 and U+2612 are good too.