My Hard Will Go On We're usually not fans of Celine Dion 'round these parts (Editor's Note: Liar!), but taken in the context of this video, she makes total sense. We've already booked our trip to Vegas. We're gonna try and catch one of her last shows at Caesar's Palace.

Porn Stars Are Corruptors of the World iran.gifWell, according the the Iranian parliament they are. As CNN reports, the country's governing body approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corruptors of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corruptors of the world." The term "corruptor of the world" is taken from the Koran where it is considered to be the most heinous of individual criminal offenses. Because the Iranian government is so awesome, this particular crime is punishable by death. Who would of thought that filming 3 people in consensual, double-anal sex would have anything to do with the erosion of global values? We don't want to live in a world where those responsible for creating titles like Cum Junkies Like Cock, Do Me Right, White Boy #18, and The Gapes of Wrath can be punished with the ol' noose. But then we remember we don't live in that world. We have color television, paved roads, and personal hygiene. They have lashings, extremism, and diarrhea inducing cuisine.

Tera Patrick, Star of inTERActive, Feature Dancing One half of "porn's royal couple" (according the the LA Daily News) is scheduled to appear throughout Southern California this weekend. That's right, Evan Seinfeld's wife will be treating fans to several all-nude (that means butt-ass neked) performances over the next few days. The Biohazard frontman's paramour's only break from performing will be the Adultcon Awards, where she'll be accepting the award for "Mainstream Crossover Star of the Year".

Larry Flynt and HUSTLER Offer a Million Dollar Reward Over the weekend, Larry Flynt and HUSTLER Magazine ran an ad in the Washington Post offering a reward to anyone who can provide documented evidence of "improper relations" involving any high-ranking political official. You can check out the advertisement in its entirety after the jump.