Bringing the classic detective story, black, black humour, ineffable Englishness, and entirely too much intelligence to Harry Potter *coughslashcough* fan fiction.
A series of in-depth essays analyzing and deconstructing the universe of the Harry Potter novels (giving J.K. Rowling entirely too much credit for subtlety, but I digress).
"'But when you examine them closely, are the HP books REALLY that innocent?' Er, no. They're not, very." An analysis of sexual innuendo and undertones (and sometimes overtones) in the Harry Potter series.
INT. Some Dark Bedroom. HARRY: *plays with his wand in the middle of the night*. MR. DURSLEY: Stop playing with your wand in the middle of the night, boy! HARRY: *won’t stop playing with his wand in the middle of the night*.
MR WEASLEY: That's all the screen time I'm allowed, okay, bye! HARRY: But I'm desperately in need of a father figure! MR WEASLEY: Three words for you about this movie, Mr Potter - Spoiled For Choice.