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Jokes: 15 funniest definitions of teenager

rashidmalik — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:42:00 -0500

A teenager defined in 15 different funny ways. Tagged by rashidmalik under humor, jokes, funny definitions, teenager jokes, funniest one liners,

Jokes: 4 tips for a longer life

rashidmalik — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:15:00 -0500

If you are unhappy with your life every minute is equivalent to an hour and every hour seems like a day. Tagged by rashidmalik under humor, jokes, doctor jokes, husband jokes,

Jokes: 160 years old contractor

rashidmalik — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:17:00 -0500

Well he was a contractor after all. (And that time sheet stuff must have been one of his minor feat). Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, contractor jokes,

Jokes: Contractor from New York

rashidmalik — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:48:00 -0500

The contractor from New York outdid the contractors from Florida and Texas. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, contractor jokes, New York jokes,

Jokes: Female drivers, some horrifying stats

rashidmalik — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:00:00 -0500

Next time you see a female driver offending you in any way, think twice before raising that finger of yours at her. Why, you ask? Here are the grim stats. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, women jokes, traffic jokes, driver jokes,

Jokes: Most needed warning

rashidmalik — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:53:00 -0500

Yeah! Nobody tells you of the dangers until its too late (and ultimately you find it out by yourself and take revenge upon your fellow men by not advising them right). Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, marriage jokes, angel jokes,

Jokes: My daughter will screw all night if we let her!

rashidmalik — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:52:00 -0500

Brought on old memories! Didn t it? Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, father jokes, daughter jokes,

Jokes: Multiple uses of condom

rashidmalik — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:38:00 -0500

So don t throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, men jokes, condom jokes,

Jokes: Old horny fake

rashidmalik — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:59:00 -0500

That s an easy way to get a girl to your bedroom (and loose her permanently the next day). Tagged by rashidmalik under humor, jokes, old man jokes,

Jokes: Monet? Beethoven? Who are they?

rashidmalik — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:20:00 -0500

He belongs in a college rather than at the helm of a government (the most important one). Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, bush jokes,

Jokes: The bus schedule

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:08:00 -0500

The bus schedule or the other schedules (depending upon the target you want your ball to rebound from). Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, golf jokes,

Jokes: Spanish Galleon s slave master

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:25:00 -0500

So it was quot;abandon ship quot; for the captain. (Was the ship about to sink?) Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, slave jokes, ship jokes,

Jokes: Short-sightedness

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:43:00 -0500

So, kids hate going out with their parents and would do anything to prevent that from happening. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, kids jokes, teenager jokes,

Jokes: How to unlock a car door?

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:54:00 -0500

Something like that is bound to happen when there are two blonde s involved in a project. Tagged by rashidmalik under humor, jokes, blond jokes,

Jokes: The supplies problem

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:10:00 -0500

Ha! Ha! Ha! So the Chinese guy was playing a game with the other three. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor,

Jokes: Jay Leno on Pratibha Patil s election

rashidmalik — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:05:00 -0500

Another pun at president Bush by Jay Leno. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, funny quotes, Jay Leno,

Jokes: Stupid blonde jokes

rashidmalik — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:41:00 -0500

Speech was moving though! Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, blond jokes,

Jokes: The long talker

rashidmalik — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:05:00 -0500

This habit is not restricted to teenage girls alone, their mothers are also plagued! Tagged by rashidmalik under humor, jokes, teenager jokes,

Jokes: Vanilla pudding robbers

rashidmalik — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:51:00 -0500

They must have spent the next few days puking the stuff out. Serves them right! Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, robber jokes, bank jokes,

Jokes: Dying man s last wish

rashidmalik — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:18:00 -0500

Lawyers are law abiding robbers. Tagged by rashidmalik under jokes, humor, lawyer jokes, will jokes,