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What makes us fart? All the good stuff. · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:05:00 -0400

What makes us fart? Turns out it’s all the good stuff you want to eat. According to LiveScience, the biggest gas-inducing food ingredients are sugars. Too bad sugar is in everything. Is there no escaping the gas? If only the Toot Tone were a real gadget. Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, science, fart, gas, biology, commentary, Gangstas and Hugs,

ICANHASCHEEZBURGER: Money in the bowl for Jesus · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:14:00 -0400

If you didn’t find that funny, then you need to get yourself a sense of humor. Either that, or you hate pictures of cats. Which I could totally understand if these pictures weren’t funny, and were more along the lines of: “These are my very cute cats, who number fourteen at the moment. I live with them in my one bedroom apartment on the bad side of town. Tinkerbell is my favorite because she licks my wounds when the other cats get excited and scratch me. Aren’t they cute?” Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, picture, photo, cats, icanhascheezburger, Gangstas and Hugs,

If I had rugrats, they wouldn’t watch Power Rangers · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:38:00 -0400

An what the hell is up with the plot? Or lack of one? From the part of the show I saw, I figured out there was a Power Ranger base where injured Power Rangers go have sex and recuperate. That’s also the same place they manufacture their robots that transform from sultry sex-pots into giant foam weapons spray-painted to look like Voltron. Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, rant, commentary, Power Rangers, television,

Peyton Manning and the United Way · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:37:00 -0400

I can’t believe I missed this entire SNL episode when Peyton Manning hosted. Oh well, at least there’s Youtube. Some of my favorite quotes: Tagged by mojotek under funny, humor, video, youtube, Peyton Manning, SNL, comedy, skit, Gangstas and Hugs,

If I had rugrats, they wouldn’t watch Power Rangers · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:50:00 -0400

Sir, would you please not pee in the pool? · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:40:00 -0400

In the name of all that is holy, why would you want to be jostling around in any liquid with this many people in it? Seriously? If I had to swim around in urine, I’d rather that urine be my own thanks. Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, Japan, pool, video, crowd, weird, Gangstas and Hugs,

I haven’t read Harry Potter, and I’m proud · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:35:00 -0400

The name of the club shall henceforth be known as “Americans/Australians/AnyCountryThatStartsWithA Against Popular Leisure Reading” or AAPLR for short. The best pronunciation of the acronym I can come up with is AAAAAAA-pluhr. Think “Aflac duck” for the first syllable, followed by a nasal rendition of the first part of ‘plural’. Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, books, reading, club, harry potter, commentary, rant, Gangstas and Hugs,

You know you want to play some Faceball · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:51:00 -0400

I’m sure most of you have wished a time or two that you could let lose on some of your coworkers in a semi-violent or vengeful manner. Enter Faceball, the game where you can ridicule your colleagues under the pretense of clean, wholesome fun. Tagged by mojotek under faceball, funny, humor, game, office, yahoo, flickr, Gangstas and Hugs,

Pop culture I’ve missed out on · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:27:00 -0400

I mean, I do alright when I watch the World Series of Pop Culture. Hell, I could probably win the damn thing by myself. Unless they ask anything about Jake Ryan. Who the hell is that guy? And why does everyone still talk about him? Tagged by mojotek under funny, humor, pop culture, culture, society, fads, Gangstas and Hugs,

Mike Rowe used to hock crap on QVC · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:25:00 -0400

I love watching Dirty Jobs. The reasons are two-fold. First, I love finding out how much crap I DON’T have to put up with in my job. Second, Mike Rowe is a smartass, and that makes the show funny. Little did I know he was honing his skills on QVC way before The Discovery Channel picked him up. Tagged by mojotek under video, humor, funny, youtube, Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs, shopping, QVC, Gangstas and Hugs,

Quote of the Day - Bebe’s Kids Need a Whupping · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:09:00 -0400

I know he was just making a point, but come on! There are all types of things you could have said instead of “.22″ that would have gotten the point across without conjuring up the image of executing your sons hit-man style behind a sleazy pawn shop. Tagged by mojotek under funny, humor, quote, QOTD, football, commentary, Gangstas and Hugs,

The Simpsons Movie: Funny, but I hate child laughter · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:33:00 -0400

The crown jewel of this particular movie audience had to be the random punctuation of little kid cackles sprinkled throughout the entire length of the movie. They burst out in laughter at the most mundane parts of the movie. Those bastards had no appreciate for the brilliant writing which launched The Simpsons era! Tagged by mojotek under movie, the simpsons, funny, humor, review, kids, commentary, Gangstas and Hugs,

O RLY Baby has a video · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:38:00 -0400

I found out where the picture for the “O RLY Baby” from. Turns out it’s from one of those cheesy clip segments they put together on America’s Funniest Videos. The rest of the clips are kind of corny. Except maybe for the one of the baby crawling around with a pretzel between his ass cheeks. Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, video, youtube, baby, Gangstas and Hugs,

Beer in the shower. Why not? · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:36:00 -0400

Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good rhythm going between sipping and washing my crotch. It never fails that I either get hot soapy water in my Pabst Blue Ribbon or a stray pubic hair finds its way into my forty ounce of Olde English 800. Tagged by mojotek under picture, photo, humor, funny, beer, shower, Gangstas and Hugs,

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

mojotek — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:01:00 -0400

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Tagged by mojotek under humor, funny, letter, religion, fundamentalism, satire, politics,

The O RLY Baby · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:30:00 -0400

I have no idea why I laugh out loud every time I see this picture, but I do. Damn baby is given me the evil eye. Well, either that or he’s trying to tell me he thinks what I’m saying is a bunch of bullshit. Tagged by mojotek under photo, picture, animation, funny, humor, O RLY, Gangstas and Hugs,

Transformers: More than meets the eye · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:19:00 -0400

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for your favorite childhood toys to become life-like and start shooting it up in real life? Well, after I watched Transformers this weekend, I knew what that felt like. When I first heard they were making the movie, I was all like, “Who’s the director gonna be? If it’s Michael Bay I’m going to shoot somebody.” Tagged by mojotek under movie, review, Transformers, humor, commentary, Michael Bay, funny, Gangstas and Hugs,

Lesbian bathroom sex in front of children is bad, mmmkay. · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:26:00 -0400

I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article: Tagged by mojotek under news, crime, lesbians, humor, stupid, Gangstas and Hugs,

Will the Italian chest rug ever be in again? · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:06:00 -0400

I guess what I’m getting at is this: Why the hell has it become such an issue for men? Guys used to be made fun of if they DIDN’T have chest hair. You were seen as puny and unmanly. Now you’re just a sasquatch that doesn’t trim his shit if you have one errant chest hair poke out above your dress shirt collar. Tagged by mojotek under commentary, funny, humor, body hair, manscaping, bodygrooming, culture, Gangstas and Hugs,

Quote of the Day - Tastes like chicken · Gangstas & Hugs

mojotek — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:58:00 -0400

The younger one likes to listen to grown-up conversations and then repeat parts of what she hears that she thinks are the most interesting. The part of the grown-up conversation she thought was interesting this time was, “…tastes like chicken.” Tagged by mojotek under quote, funny, humor, kids, food, Gangstas and Hugs,