There's no shortage of sad songs about rainy days and lovers who don't bring flowers. And then there are songs that truly bring the pain -- songs so despairing they can make us wonder why we even bother.

If Madonna's looking for a well-hung lover with a penchant for licking her stiletto-wearing feet, she has found her match in Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. According to Ianundercover.com, a top New York City model is ready to tell all about A-Rod's past. "I know him very well and let me tell you he’s the most well hung man I’ve ever been with.” she said. "Alex is a player, a big player who cannot go a night without getting laid. And he’s got a big foot fetish." The story is still under development. Check Ianundercover.com for more.